Things I Like

  • Sarcasm
  • Free alcoholic drinks
  • All-you-can-eat buffets
  • Boozy lunches in the sunshine
  • British Bulldogs
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Every Alan Partridge quote ever 
  • Penguins
  • Donkeys
  • Hedgehogs 
  • That Piers Morgan moved to USA (sorry guys)