Things I've Learnt in Life

  • Chinese food leftovers make a better breakfast than Fruit & Fiber
  • Never make drunken promises to play Call of Duty with your boyfriend
  • Piers Morgan deserves the worst in life 
  • Never go on ebay on your payday
  • Don't use your g-string as an emergency ponytail band and then leave the house having completely forgotten about it
  • That David Beckham gets better looking every year